Tua mamma.

"Yeah, that's what your mum said last night"

Stan Smith

Just T. being T.

"Tony Soprano: All this from a slice of capicolla?

Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Kind's of like Proust's madeleines

A.: What?

S.: Marcel Proust wrote a seven voume classic: "remembrance of things past". He took a bite of a madeleine, it's kind of a tea cookie he used to have when he was a child, and that one bite unleashed a tide of memories of his childhood, and ultimatley of his entire life.

A.: This sounds very gay."

Tony Soprano & Jennifer Melfi

La sicurezza prima di tutto.

"The problem with eating and driving, which I love to do, is not being able to have my hands on the wheel at the 10 and 2 position. It's a matter of public safety."

Dexter Morgan

E' decisamente più musicale in inglese. No?

"If you break, you pay: the broken bits you take away."

Anonimo

Sogni dolci

"Pillow-gun: where danger and comfort meet".

Stan Smith

Quante vite hanno i gatti?!

"Peter, stop doing what you're doing".

Joe Swanson

Altro che tacos e burritos!

"Why do I want to be a real person when I'm already a myth?"

Machete Cortez

Rospi pervertiti.

"No, actually you're supposed to take a dump on my back"

The Frog

Il miglior personaggio della miglior serie tv mai ideata.

"Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going in to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in: I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks.”

Walter White

Best scene ever.

Kelso: Red! Hey! You're wondering why I'm going through your stuff. Ok, see I needed to borrow your saw, because I needed to chop down a tree. Because there's something stuck in it- an animal- a rabbit. There's a rabbit stuck in a tree and I want to return that rabbit to the wild, so it can lay its eggs.
Red: Kelso, rabbits don... How the hell did a rabbit get in a tree?!
Kelso: Um... Eric threw it up there.
Red: Eric threw a rabbit up a tree!?
Kelso: Yeah. He's a sadistic bastard. You know he hit a cow?

Michael Kelso and Red Foreman

Mi è apparso in sogno Maurizio Mosca: Balo al milan il 31 agosto.

"OOOOOOOH Balotelli, he's a striker, he's good at darts, an allergy to grass but when he plays he's fuckin' class, he drives around moss side with a wallet full of cash."

Anonimo

Come vendere un libro

"Use it to blow your nose, use it to blow your mind"

Explosm

Supereccitato.

"No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!"

Phoebe Buffay

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Trecentesimo Post?

"This is Sparta!"

Leonida

Leggendario

"It's gonna be legen... Wait for it... Dary!"

Barney Stinson

Il nerd più figo del mondo.

"Your shoes are delightful, where did you get them?"

"What?!"

"Bazinga, I don't care."

Sheldon Cooper & Howard Wolowitz